i feel like i'm cheating on FB

Fuck that movie.

Don’t go see the Chernobyl Diaries if you don’t like to piss your self.

in that case i’m going to see this

right

now

Philippe Pasqua, “Vanity”, 2007. Photo Philips de Pury & Co.

me realizing i have nothing to celebrate 4:20am…

In the abyss of stress; i’m stuck

But i’m on the porch

NOT GIVING A FUCK.

Can someone please wear these shirts with me?

so guys this is my life today it seems

me: hey close your eyes you won’t cough so much.

Her: ok…. COUGH COUGH COUGH.

Me: did you close your eyes when you blew it out!?

….after coughing fit….

her: no i closed them while i was hitting it.

>_<

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lul wat